E4-Little Stallion

I cannot wait to have a son.  I would hope he would be just like me.  I would give him unconditional love.  He would be intelligent and learn to play many different sports.  His name would be Stallion Bruce Wayne Darrow and he would get all the chicks.  All the kids would want to be his friend and he would claim the nicknames "Joe Cool" or "Billy Bad".  I would enjoy watching him grow up and play sports.  I would be his number one fan.  I Joe Gawron-tee that I would not miss any of his sporting events.  I would not spoil him, but he would have a very relaxing lifestyle.  I would play catch with him everyday until his hands were as good as mine.  He will have pretty much all the same wonderful qualities as me.  That means that he will also be a stud.  I feel bad for all of the friends he is going to have because he will be better than all of them at everything he does.  They will get angry and frankly, he will not care.  This reminds me of my life a little bit.  Austin Zelasko tries to compete with me in many things and every chance I get, I crush him.  He gets very agitated and he starts to cry and mutter to himself, "I can't ever beat him, and it's not fair!" Then he storms off and tries to beat his sister in something, in order to make himself feel better.  Young Stallion will be able to eat like a champ as well.  I cannot say that his father will own a restaurant, but he will eat 24/7 like I do.  Every holiday, his family will need to make extra food in order to keep up with his appetite.  He will be the president. Boom!