Q-5

One day I met my dream girl.  It was very awesome and I could not build up the courage to talk to her.  It was Alex Morgan.  She is a beauty.  Then all of a sudden I built up the courage to talk to her.  I started it off with mentioning how we have the same name.  She seemed indifferent until she looked at my guns.  She said, “Wow. Your arms… there so big!”  That is when I knew I had her.  We ended up becoming boyfriend and girlfriend within a couple of hours.  I took her to dinner at my restaurant which is an awesome idea because I did not have to pay for the dinner.   Five years later… We now have like 13 kids and it is a nightmare.  I cannot afford my lifestyle with my dish washing job anymore.  I need some change!  That’s when I divorced her and married Mila Kunis.  I let Alex have all the kids and I moved on with my life.  Mila and I now have a wonderful relationship.  We are together all the time and never get sick of each other.  I bought her a giant ring with my dishwasher salary, which is basically $100 an hour.  Mila and I are thinking about having a kid and I was hesitant at first, but now I want one.  10 months later… Our kid is very beautiful.  His name is Alexander Mila Kunis Darrow.  He is a month old and already is a beast.  He has blue eyes and does not even need diapers.  He is already potty trained and can walk.  Talk about the perfect child.  He is fluent in several languages including, Latin, French, Spanish and German.  He was on the cover of Time magazine for being the smartest baby in the world.

Q-4

I am absolutely certain that Snooki should not be an Icon to anyone.  People look up to some ratchet, dumb and irresponsible girls and it makes me sick.  All Snooki ever does is party, get a spray tan and look like a freak.  If I were her parents, I would be ashamed.  That is a lifestyle for people who really do more damage to society than good.  Now she has a baby too.  That means that she will be raising that child with her beliefs and values which are not correct.  She is pretty much a waste of a person.  I do not know how someone could go out and party every night and be okay with it.  Another person that has similar traits as Snooki is Lindsay Lohan.  She is a mess of a person.  She needs some serious rehab.  But, that is what you get when you give stupid people lots of money.  They try to have a lot of fun by getting into drugs and becoming a terrible person.  I feel like a person that is a good icon would be someone with good morals.  Someone who thinks before they act and is very professional about the things they do.  A good example of an Icon would be Oprah lol.  She is a very good person and tries to spread good news and uses her money to help the needy.  Oprah uses her show to spread the goodness of people and is an overall good person.  I feel like if I had a lot of money, I would be very responsible with it.  I would spend a lot of money on food and become very obese, but that is beside the point.   I would also stay away from drugs and help some people out.  The end.  Peace.

Q-2

My summer plans are pretty intense.  It involves me going to a lot of graduation parties and going on vacation to the Smoky Mountains in Tennessee.  This summer, I am not playing football, so I will have more free time and it would be pretty weird.  Not playing football for the first time in I don’t know how long will be different.  The day after graduation, I am going to the Smoky Mountains for a week.  I will be missing several of my friends’ grad parties along with the Zac Brown Band concert.  I was pretty upset about that.  But, I am excited to go white water rafting and other fun things on this vacation.  In July, there are always Fourth of July parties and more grad parties to attend.  I will also be attending an overnight orientation at Daemen College.  My grad party will be on August 3^rd.  It is the first Saturday in August and I am hoping for some good weather.  Besides that, I am not really sure what I will be doing the rest of summer.  Probably getting ready for school in the fall will be my main concern.  For example, getting materials ready for my dorm room and maybe get some nice accessories.  I cannot wait to have a break off from school.  I know I will miss it someday, but right now, it is an inconvenience.  The days are flying right now and there are only a small number of days left.  This summer will be fun and I hope it will be filled with a lot of memories.  High school is only a small chunk of my life and I realize that it may be the most fun part of my life.  But, I am ready to move on to the next stage in my life.

Q-1

It was a cold dark evening and I heard a knock on my door.  I was startled at first, but then I realized it was the pizza guy.  I had ordered a bunch of pizza and wings for a party I was throwing in an hour.  The party was for my friend who was turning 18 and I wanted to surprise him.  I got to the door and the pizza guy told me it was $42.69 and I was shocked that the price was so low.  I ordered 11 pizzas and about 300 wings.  There must have been some sort of discount.  I asked the guy why it was so cheap and he said, “It’s a surprise.”  I said ok and did not really think much of it. 

                Later when the party started, everybody was showing up.  People I did not know were here and I did not invite them.  Everyone was talking about how good the pizza was and I was eager to have a slice for myself.  I finally sat down for a slice and I noticed that people were dwindling by the second.  We started out having about 250 guests and now there were probably only 50.  I put down the pizza to see why everyone was leaving and I saw the other guests outside on the ground and some guy was moaning, “The Pizza…” It turns out everyone who had a slice of pizza was poisoned and died exactly 11 minutes after they took the first bite.  Thank the Lord I did not eat a slice of pizza, even though everyone said it was so delicious.  I peered into the corner of the room and saw my friend Josh going to town on like 6 slices of pizza.  Apparently he was immune to the poison.   That made me think that maybe I was immune too.  I grabbed a slice and took a bite.  It was so good.  Well look at that I was immune too.  The end.