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It was a cold dark evening and I heard a knock on my door.  I was startled at first, but then I realized it was the pizza guy.  I had ordered a bunch of pizza and wings for a party I was throwing in an hour.  The party was for my friend who was turning 18 and I wanted to surprise him.  I got to the door and the pizza guy told me it was $42.69 and I was shocked that the price was so low.  I ordered 11 pizzas and about 300 wings.  There must have been some sort of discount.  I asked the guy why it was so cheap and he said, “It’s a surprise.”  I said ok and did not really think much of it. 

                Later when the party started, everybody was showing up.  People I did not know were here and I did not invite them.  Everyone was talking about how good the pizza was and I was eager to have a slice for myself.  I finally sat down for a slice and I noticed that people were dwindling by the second.  We started out having about 250 guests and now there were probably only 50.  I put down the pizza to see why everyone was leaving and I saw the other guests outside on the ground and some guy was moaning, “The Pizza…” It turns out everyone who had a slice of pizza was poisoned and died exactly 11 minutes after they took the first bite.  Thank the Lord I did not eat a slice of pizza, even though everyone said it was so delicious.  I peered into the corner of the room and saw my friend Josh going to town on like 6 slices of pizza.  Apparently he was immune to the poison.   That made me think that maybe I was immune too.  I grabbed a slice and took a bite.  It was so good.  Well look at that I was immune too.  The end.